The Day to Day Musings of a Teenage Lefty

i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

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It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:

MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.

I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O

THIS.

this blog is epic

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From now on I will hit the world like the tour de force I know I am, I will grow even more, I will kick ass and take names, I will explore myself, my craft, and the difference that I can make with it, and most importantly I will not let my fear or concern for the opinions of others weigh me down.

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flatabsandthighgaps:

I might have reblogged this already. But this has so much meaning that this needs to be on my blog more than once.



acciohorann:

my iPod thinks i’m british

OMG GPOY. MINUS THE SPICE GIRLS. 


Via Written On My Wrists


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  • me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
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chrisbryanaravena:

tequierocastiel:

tsarcasm:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

oops

I probably spend 2.5 hours a month 

OFF tumblr

^ accurate

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Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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some-atoms:

I think about this all the time and I find it mindblowingly beautiful. 

I’ve never thought of it like that before..wow.

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